I don’t think people should review movies they haven’t seen, but I’m going to make a one time exception. Here is my review of “Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen”:
Horrible.
I guess I could be wrong, but I know I’m not; movies like this are an insult to our collective intelligence. I know it’s escapist fun, but if we keep watching movies we know are going to be bad, then they’ll just keep making bad movies. So let’s put an end to it right now and refuse to pay 10 dollars to see a 300 million dollar toy commercial!
(Editor’s note: I do feel bad about unleashing the power of the Dave Green Zone on Transformers 2. Now it will probably end up losing a bunch of money and go straight to DVD. I’m sorry for any financial losses, but I could no longer keep quiet.)
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June 24th, 2009 
7:13 pm 
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Jess
June 25, 2009, 
6:32 am
wow dave. what’s wrong with 2 hour long toy commercials? star trek. spiderman. batman. yep.