The Dave Green Zone

• @aquanetta05 I hear Vicodin has anti-tussant properties. In addition to being an opiate narcotic and an agonist analgesic. #
• I bought today’s woot shirt. You should buy it too, if you want to dress like me. #

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• @persephone_x The name in and of itself is very aggressive. Maybe it was like “Orange Hug” or something. #
• @saayeh What do dog’s collect? Old tennis balls and dead birds? #

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• My one word review of the season finale of Lost: “What?” #
• It’s not the monotony that bothers me. It’s my own ambivalence to the monotony that really chaps my hide. #
• @christiney For every reaction, there is an equal and opposite reaction. My reaction to that much caffeine is to puke. #
• @christiney “For every reaction…” Did I mention I’ve never taken a physics class in my entire life? #
• I declare the 30 Rock finale to be the best season finale of the finale season. #
• I’ve totally become a shorts and sandals guy. I feel so laid back. #

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• A lot of great people have been insomniacs. They feverishly created in lieu of sleep. Instead of that, I’m watching reruns of “The Office” #
• The dental night guard has totally become my adult pacifier. #
• Apparently, I am not too proud to print out a coupon and get a free 2 piece meal from KFC. I am, however, too proud to go again tomorrow. #
• Bristol Palin is now preaching abstinence to avoid pregnancy. By that logic, the best way to avoid car accidents is to just not drive. #
• My back really hurts today for no reason, but i’m determined not to be one of those guys always complaining about their back. Ouch. #
• I hate when the national day of prayer lands on my weekly “prayer free Thursday.” #
• Someone get some coffee, cause it sure is muggy outside! Ha! #
• Obama asked for Dijon mustard on his burger? When do they start the impeachment hearings? #

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• When did Twitter become so huge? People are joining in droves. Does this mean I need to start posting again? It’s stressful being witty… #
• I just gave Clint Eastwood’s “Unforgiven” 5 stars on Netflix for its gritty brutality; in turn, Netflix recommended “Singing in the Rain” #
• Sometimes you just go where the night takes you. Tonight: beer drinking and watching westerns. #
• I’m a pretty liberal guy, but there’s nothing like watching John Wayne kill a bunch of savage injuns. #

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