The Dave Green Zone

• @christiney we do have a coffee maker in the break room, so we also dispense caffeine. #

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• I’ll admit that I’ve been a bit skeptical of Obama,but when he speaks, it’s hard not to be enthused by what he’s saying. #

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• When normal cheese grows mold, I get disgusted and throw it away. So why is it that I pay an exorbitant amount for good blue cheese? #
• @christiney don’t you work at a place that dispenses caffeine? #

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• Wine, stinky cheese, fatty salami, hard baguette. I love Central Market. #
• I hate to disagree with one of the fictional charcters from Sideways, but I am kind of digging Merlot. #

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• Sorry for the language, but in honor of George Carlin I have to say “Fuck Mickey Mouse, fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick…” #

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• I bought a year of mozy backup service. It’ll take 2 weeks to upload everything. That is the price for data security. That and 50 bucks. #
• The MINIMUM price for The Ozzfest $79.50! When did BAJILLIONAIRES start digging ozzy? #

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• I’ve never eaten peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon before, but it’s really hard…especially when you’re drunk. #
• I feel like I’m going to choke myself eating pure peanut butter — just put it on bread people! #
• I have stopped eating peanut butter, and I am totally fine. #
• Impulse album buying on amazon made me just get the Eagles Greatest Hits for 3 bucks. I do love “Desperado.” #

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• They offered to take some money off my cable bill and I totally folded. I did not drop my cable. #
• I’m not ashamed to admit I just paid 5 bucks for an Alanis Morissette Greatest hits album on Amazon. #
• To clarify a previous post. Medium pulp is the ideal pulp content. I got some high pulp juice recently, and there was far too much pulp. #
• I’ve been watching my own videos. Some of my stuff is overrated, but there are definitely some hidden gems #
• It saddens me that my beach video has been viewed almost a thousand times, but juggling kiwis with commentary has under 100 views. #
• Youtube offers video recommendations. Two of my three are for the “My Humps” video. I love this song, so it’s a pretty good recommendation #

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• I have some brilliance to put on youtube, but it will not allow me to upload! #

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This is a video I took at my friend Toothpick’s wedding reception. One of his dad’s friends was there, and he was drinking beer and dancing and having more fun than everyone in the room. When I first started recording him, I was a little apprehensive that he might not like it, but I asked him his permission and he was really cool about it. I just hope that when I’m his age I can be as free and unselfconscious as he is.  I hope you enjoy.

Also, sorry in advance for the video quality.

P.S. In a somewhat related issue, as soon as I uploaded this video it was flagged for a copyright violation by the Universal Music Group. This is actually my second video to get that. Fortunately for everyone involved, they are letting me keep the video up. They do, however, reserve the rights to run ads on the video. I guess that’s a pretty fair trade for being able to legally use a Cat Stevens or Elvis Costello song. Also, in the case of the Elvis Costello video, they haven’t put ads on it yet. I guess they will only do that if my video becomes popular. If you’re interested, here’s the text of the e-mail I received:

Dear YouTube Member:

UMG has claimed some or all audio content in your video Life of the Party. This claim was made as part of the YouTube Content Identification program.

Your video is still live because UMG has authorized the use of this content on YouTube. As long as UMG has a claim on your video, they will receive public statistics about your video, such as number of views. Viewers may also see advertising on your video’s page.

Claim Details:

UMG claimed this content as a part of the YouTube Content Identification program. YouTube allows partners to review YouTube videos for content to which they own the rights. Partners may use our automated video / audio matching system to identify their content, or they may manually review videos.

If you believe that this claim was made in error, or that you are otherwise authorized to use the content at issue, you can dispute this claim with UMG and view other options in the Video ID Matches section of your YouTube account. Please note that YouTube does not mediate copyright disputes between YouTube owners. Learn more about video identification disputes.

Sincerely,
The YouTube Content Identification Team

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