The Dave Green Zone

• No one in my family is laughing at my jokes #
• If apple is going to make their remotes so small, they should give you two or three. You’re bound to lose at least one. #
• Nine thirty, wearing a tuxedo. My mantras are “try not to trip” and “don’t get donut crumbs on the suit” #
• Stuck in traffic. Dallas never wants you to leave. #

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• I went to bed super-early,but I woke up and can’t get back to sleep. I have severely screwed up my circadian rhythms. #
• I guess if I can’t sleep, I might as well watch the season finale of Lost. #
• The haze of insomnia really adds a new dimension to “Lost”. I dug the season finale, though I am not 100% sure I understood it all. #
• I sometimes wonder if other people find me as humorous as i find myself. #
• In a church waiting for a wedding rehearsal to begin. I have an odd damien from the omen feeling. #
• Lack of sleep is making me feel like a zombie. I could really go for some brains. Either that or a spicy tuna roll #
• Twittering in a church seems a little wrong. Or at least the word “twittering” SOUNDS wrong. #

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• I’m compiling an address book, and I’ve come to the realization that I don’t know very many people… #
• I was minimizing a window at work and i moved the mouse to the top left rather than the top right. I think that means i’m a mac user #

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• I was lax in twittering that Amy kicked my ass in literati last night. I wouldn’t have mentioned it, but she reminded me I told her I would #
• My mac is turning me into a digital pack rat. I finished cataloging my music and pictures. I am now starting on my DVD’s #
• What WOULD a zombie want with jerky? #

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• I doubt this is what my life would be like if I were unemployed, but it is nice to wake up at close to noon and eat chinese food. #
• So far this 4 day weekend, I organized my digital music and digital photos. My digital life is much more in order than my real life. #

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• Remember in the nineties when swing music briefly made a comeback? I’m glad that’s over. #
• Iron man certainly deserves a “bronze metal” #
• I found iron man ironic! #
• Robert Downey JR was a real scene “steeler” in iron man #
• Iron man was so good it could have been directed by “ore”son welles. #
• Stay tuned: more iron man puns coming as they develop #
• Iron man was really conducive to entertainment! #
• I was disappointed i thought iron man was going to be about some dude getting the wrinkles out of his pants #
• I was an iron fan of iron man #
• Iron man was a Fe on my periodic table of movies. “fantastic and excellent” #
• My dad wrote this: “are these iron man posts getting rusty?” #

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• Circumventing some of the mac’s eccentricities seems to be a bit of a cottage industry. #
• Please don’t think that I don’t like my computer. It is a beautiful and quirky machine. Much like myself. #

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• According to mac people, i shouldn’t want to have a full-screen web browser. Thanks for letting me know. #
• According to some, when I have a problem with the mac, it is not the computer, it is me “thinking like a windows user.” I will not drink … #
• The top 50 metal songs of all time on Sirius is great, until they play something I’ve never heard. #
• Not a big surprise, but Firefox is far better than Safari. #

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You might have noticed that all of my posts recently have been through Twitter. That is because Twitter is a fast and easy way to capture my stream of consciousness. If I have a quick idea, I can send a text message, and it’s posted. I will still write longer things, but I love the immediacy of Twitter for everyday stuff. Hopefully some of it is amusing.

Also, from now on instead of calling them “Twitter Updates”, I think I will call them “Dave’s Thoughts.” That has more of a ring to it…

By the way, if this blog seems cooler, it is because this is my first post written on a Mac (a 24″ aluminum imac); though, since I haven’t found a good (and free) blog client for the Mac, I might have to use my Vista laptop to post in the future (Windows Live Writer is an amazing blog client).

P.S. Sorry for that last bit of nerdiness.

• I just ordered an imac. I am officially one of the cool kids. Damn that effective "I’m a mac, I’m a PC" marketing campaign! #

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