Dave Green Zone

• 2012-02-10

  

  China is exporting patriotism now!

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  The great American sideshow has been replaced by the concession stand. Instead of standing around gawking at the bearded lady and the geek who bites the heads off of live chickens, people stare in amazement as sticks of butter are deep fried right on the midway. It’s probably more wholesome for your soul to eat fried Pepsi than to throw pennies at someone with severe birth defects, but no one ever got type 2 diabetes from the dogface boy.

• 2012-02-09